Fashion faux paw

This fashion nightmare was spotted shopping on Robson street earlier this month. Ignoring the fact that her relaxed perm clearly needs a brush-out, her warbrobe screams, "I'm trying to regain my puppy days" in a way that only highlights this bitch's (old) age. She's sporting hair clips and collar ornaments that only new-born pups or Harajuku dogs can pull off. She needs to trade those sneakers in for Aerosoles if she wants reality to throw her a bone...